[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge
The snuggle is real.
my chemical romance according to google
I have given you glorious gifs of snakes yawning. You’re welcome.
when you don’t ship the fandom’s most popular ship and it’s fucking everywhere
- if you are a vegan
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song