Freak of the Nation

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

YOU GO DALLON BBY

DONT YOU LET ANYONE TELL YOU YOU CANT DANCE OK 

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

theblacklacedandy:

manda-monster:

arsenicinshell:

 myoppa-creation

things I want to wear

OOooohhh

fakethistoyourgrave:

my chemical romance according to google

dustymarshmellow:

idiomofidiocy:

I have given you glorious gifs of snakes yawning. You’re welcome.

Cuties!

tonystarks:

when you don’t ship the fandom’s most popular ship and it’s fucking everywhere

image

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.